Scrabble as Metaphor. Chapter 1: BEGMMRT
Reached in the silver bag and pulled an R. My friend pulled a D. He goes first. After pulling out six other tiles, he passed the bag to me and began studying his letters.
It’s been a long time since I’ve played Scrabble on a real board, with real wooded tiles sitting on a real wooden rack. With the onslaught of network site apps, my modern scrabble experience contributes to the inevitible carpal tunnel that will someday render me a fragment of a person. I pulled an E from the bag.
Ergonomics is a luxury science for those who can afford such nice chairs.
My friend scowled with his palm covering his mouth, elbow on the table while he stared at his letters.
The game was spontaneous. I had come to visit, have a beer. I haven’t seen my friend in a good long time. Events had been taking sharp turns left and right and I was at sea and the weather was stormy. I was on my own, leaving my family temporarily with the hopes of re-establishing ourselves in our old stomping grounds. I had left my job at the zoo four months previously and was having difficulty nailing down a job. That was stressful enough, job-searching, but it was amplified with the absence of my family. I pulled an M.
Minneapolis, Minnesota is the city I wanted to live in. When we had moved to Oklahoma eight years previously, we had always told ourselves that it was a temporary move. Our daughter had been born, and even with both of us working, we weren’t pulling enough income in to support ourselves. My wife took the maximum amount of unpaid maternity leave from the hotel because I had decided to take a job in Pock Island. The plan at that time was that I would secure the job in Iowa, and then she would transfer through her company to a nearby hotel. I had just left Festival Theatre as the Technical Director. I loved that job, but unfortunately it was seasonal, and even if it were full-year, I wouldn’t have been pulling in more than $16K. I managed to supplement my income working as a freelance techie and overhire in some of the local theatres and scene shops, but still I wasn’t pulling in enough for a family of four. Theresa was bringing in an steady salary as AGM in the hotel, but I needed to get some financial security. After some searching, I had discovered that the dinner theatre in Rock Island needed a Technical Director. I applied and as fortune was smiling down on me, secured that job. My aunt lived in Davenport, across the river, and arrangements were made for me to stay with her until our whole family could transfer.
My friend readjusted. Apparently his letters weren’t all that great. I pulled four more tiles from the bag and held them like candies in my palm.
T. so far I could make TERM. M. nothing. B. BERM? no. G. GERM. better, but not great. I was going to have to rely on his vowel for anything better. I placed GERM on the right side of my rack and the MTB on the left.
A hushed “well” escaped under my friend’s breath. He laid down his letters. COP, with the C on the star. “14”, he said, and wrote it on the empty scorecard and reached for the bag.
“Not a bad start” I commented. He nodded and took a swig of his beer. I looked at my letters again. Obvious was COPE, with GERM going down. That would be 16 points. But I hesitated, there had to be something better than coping with a germ. I played with my letters. Random anagramming led me to smile to myself. There, sitting innocently on my rack was REMTMBG. I made a little space after the third letter. REM TMBG. I could feel a wash of seratonin going over me.
These represented to me two favorite bands from my history. I have been with these two bands for over twenty years. In high school, a friend of mine brought Eponymous on a school trip. Previous to this, my exposure to music was pretty much limited to whatever was on KLIZ, the local top 40 radio station that played the same songs in rotation every day. Janet Jackson’s “Nasty Boys” played exactly at 6:03 every night. When I heard “Finest Worksong” I was amazed that this music was available for anyone to hear. Pretty naive , when I look back on it, but all retrospection is marinaded in naivete. In my first year of college, I was introduced to They Might Be Giants by a friend, and I have worn that medal ever since. That year REM’s Out Of Time came out and that brought my library to a grand total of 5 cassettes, which I was pretty proud of until I compared my paltry collection to other freshmen. Heather invited me to her dorm and she played an album called Flood. I knew there was more interesting music out there, but this album had the most inventive sounds and lyrics that I had ever encountered. I immediately begged for a dub of it, which I constantly played until I memorized every word on the album.
I have since collected several albums and my musical horizon widened to at least be socially passable, where I could actually talk about music with people and have some relevance. REM and TMBG were standard in my library, though. I searched out these two bands whenever I had eight dollars to spend at the Fetus, and I filled out those collections. The last REM album that I got was Monster, which was a heavily electronica diversion from their original music, and suddenly I lost interest in them. I didn’t pick up New Adventures in Hi Fi because I wasn’t aware of it. And the following year, Bill Berry left the band, and to me. The book was closed. I feverish collect TMBG’s albums, but I stopped right before Mink Car, due to my having to maintain priorties with my expenses. My son was already 2, and my daughter was on her way.
My job wasn’t allowing any room for luxuries, so this was one that I had to postpone. I vowed I’d get it, though, once we had stabilized. I still haven’t picked it up yet.
My friend rapped his knuckle on the table. I looked at my letters. without thinking, I put down GROMMET, using his O. 16 points. Same as if I had put down GERM. Things being equal, I prefer longer words to shorter ones. I don’t know why.